1. All good?
2. That made me hungry.
3. Have you seen my pants?
4. That always happens to me.
5. Can you pass me the remote?
7. Oh right, I forgot that the game was on tonight.
9. A hug? Sure I can give you a hug. All better?
10. Kids! Your mother needs you.
1. Keep a spare shot of adrenaline by your bedside.
2. Unplug the TV or simply hide the remote.
3. Threaten him: “Do you want this to be the last time we have sex?”
4. Seal all windows and doors.
5. Delay his orgasm.
6. S&M- make sure he’s tethered down.
7. Keep food handy.
8. Keep beer handy.
9. Tell him how you feel- if that doesn’t work, tell him how he feels.
10. Get a new man or a My After Sex Buddy.